they should make red berry tea in tampon shaped teabags so it looks like you’re infusing your hot water with period blood
This, ladies and gentlemen is an example of a bad idea.
Talk shit all you want my teapons will make me a millionaire
Everyone has that one class where they walk in and immediately want to commit mass homicide
sometimes I realize there are people on my dash heavily burdened with horrible things
and I just desperately hope that you’ll be okay, you’ll find the strength to continue and do the right thing for yourself, you’ll make it through and be happy
all of you
Julia Gregson, East of the Sun (via quotestuff)
JENNIFER WAS LITERALLY REACTING TO NOTHING WHILE GOING UP THE TUBE INTO THE ARENA AFTER CINNA WAS KILLED RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER, SHE WAS LITERALLY STANDING IN AN EMPTY ROOM WITH A GREEN SCREEN AND JUST POURING OUT HER EMOTIONS WHEN ALL SHE HAD TO LOOK AT WERE GREEN WALLS AND THE CEILING
TELL ME THIS ISN’T GREAT ACTING I DARE U
when none of ur internet friends are online
A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.
you’ve got to be kidding me
I am in physical pain