Andrea Slicker (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)
accidentally stuttering while saying your snarky comeback
I’m so romantically frustrated. Like I just want someone to lay in bed with me and play with hair and kiss me and maybe touch me inappropriately because I’m also sexually frustrated.
it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie
isn’t it weird how with some people you never run out of things to talk about but with others it’s like you always end up talking about the weather
*goes to england*
me: excuse me, what time is it?
brit: time wots that m8?
*big ben chimes*
everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*
brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG
HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
1. Get the ball
2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play