shameful-bronze:

my snapchats

-staygold:

when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this

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most accurate description of anything accurate ever in the history of accuracy

oh my GOD

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falloutyoungmale:

I write sins not five page research papers

(Source: aphroditeens, via h0wtokillabitch)

phobias:

my interests range from cute puppy’s to hard core sex

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the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife
reereek:

nice heels arthur

psyducker:

psyducker:

how do gay guys feel when they get oddly turned on by a woman?

sexually frustraighted

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departured:

tbhvan:

on tumblr when

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me: finally i have a stalker thank you god

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