| somebody: | nobody's perf-
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| Jude Law: | Hi
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| Ben Barnes: | Hello
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| Leonardo Dicaprio: | I almost won an award
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| Jake Gyllenhall: | Hello
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| Jennifer Lawrence: | I have to pee.
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| Ryan Gosling: | Hey.
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| Chris Evans: | Hello there.
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| Jensen Ackles: | I'm Batman
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| Jared Padalecki: | I lost my shoe
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| Misha Collins: | I'm your new God..
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| Daniel Radcliffe: | Hi.
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| Tom Felton: | Wanna smush?
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| Rupert Grint: | Oh, hey.
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| Nicholas Hoult: | Oh, hi.
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| Aaron Johnson: | Hullo.
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| Alex Pettyfer: | Wusup.
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| Billie Piper: | Oh, hello!
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| Andrew Garfield: | I'm filming spiderman.
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| Johnny Depp: | Hello.
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| Orlando Bloom: | They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!
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| Gary Oldman: | Welp.
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| Alan Rickman: | ...
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| Tom Hiddleston: | Today is my birthday...
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| Martin Freeman: | Fuck you I won a BAFTA.
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| Benedict Cumberbatch: | I spent a year in a Tibetan monastery teaching English.
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| Matt Smith: | Badgers!
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| Arthur Darvill: | I get to punch Hitler in the face.
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| Sean Biggerstaff: | Yes, I know...
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| James Stewart: | -just smiles-
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| Clark Gable: | Well, then.
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| Kate Winslet: | Hi
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| Natalie Portman: | Hello
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| David Tennant: | Hello! -waves-
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| Karen Gillan: | I'm ginger
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| Noel Fielding: | Hey luxury beans x
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| Julian Barratt: | Hey where ya from.
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| Helena Bonham Carter: | Hello
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| Joey Richter: | *Crooked smiles*
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| Josh Hutcherson: | Cave scene.
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| Jared Leto: | Have you seen Bart Cubbins?
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| Shannon Leto: | *badumtss*
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| Matt Bellamy: | Somebody say zetas? BANANA! I lost the plot, mate.
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| Chris Wolstenholme: | Did I see not pregnant womans?
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| Dom Howard: | I love Matt Bella...........Leopards. I love Leopards
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| Robert Downey Jr: | Jude, do you always have to top?
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| Michael Fassbender: | sssuuuuupppp
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| Christian Coulson: | I'm fucking Tom Riddle, bitches.
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| Robert Pattinson: | :goes without comment:
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| Bernard Cribbins: | wanna see it?
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| Chris Martin: | Everybody ok?
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| Guy Berryman: | Look at my face and say it again
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| Jonny Buckland : | I bought this hat
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| Will Champion: | Coldplay are just four perfect friends trying to make great music.
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| Shannon Leto: | I'm hungary
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| Tomo Milicevic: | I can make apple pie without apples! |